Jesse & Wilder's Guide To Life

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Art by Adam Fay After over a year of what could only be described as “an objectively bad idea for a bunch of content nobody asked for or desired in any capacity,” the B*Star Boyz have finally escaped the monkey’s paw curse they wished upon themselves and are prepared to deliver you a fresh new concept … More Jesse and Wilder’s Guide to Life: The Podcast

I would guess that Jesse and I spend about 40% of our time either arguing with each other or arguing with other people about fast food. This shouldn’t surprise you. We’re morons.  So, here’s a fun bar conversation that I ask people a lot: If you had to eat three meals a day from one … More If You Had to Live off One Chain Restaurant Forever, What Would it Be?

After an incredibly undeserved amount of effort, we are finally approaching the end of this dumbass project. We have each selected our contender, and we’re going to close out our run with some persuasive essays. The ultimate champ will be determined in a manner so stupid that I prefer to not even tell you what … More FOOD-PAIRING TOURNAMENT: Final Arguments

  End of the line, folks. We’re here. 32 teams fought valiantly (except Carrots & Peas, cause like, whatever) to be here. Only two remain. Behold, The Chompionship Match.     Matchup:  Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup vs. Cheese & Crackers Winner:  Cheese & Crackers Notes:  Despite the fact that we have found ourselves in a … More Food-Pairing Tournament: The Chompionship Match

We are nearing the end of this journey, folks. It’s gotten harder every time. It’s gotten more painful every time. Believe us when we say, this dumbass project has caused a whole lotta sleepless nights. Behold, The Final Fourk.     Matchup:  Tomato & Mozzarella vs. Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Winner:  Grilled Cheese & Tomato … More Food-Pairing Tournament: The Final Fourk

You nerds thought that last round was hard for us? This was harder. Lotta tough eliminations here. Some of these matchups most certainly went to Game 7. In the end, though, a victory is a victory. Behold: The ElEAT 8. Matchup:  Chocolate & Marshmallow vs. Tomato & Mozzarella Winner:  Tomato & Mozzarella Notes:  I already explained … More Food-Pairing Tournament: The ElEAT 8