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HOT NEW EP: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jesse-wilders-guide-to-life/id1361483533

FIRST TWO RUBRICS ARE LIVE, BABY. GIVE EM A LISTEN.

Art by Adam Fay After over a year of what could only be described as “an objectively bad idea for a bunch of content nobody asked for or desired in any capacity,” the B*Star Boyz have finally escaped the monkey’s paw curse they wished upon themselves and are prepared to deliver you a fresh new concept … More Jesse and Wilder’s Guide to Life: The Podcast

  End of the line, folks. We’re here. 32 teams fought valiantly (except Carrots & Peas, cause like, whatever) to be here. Only two remain. Behold, The Chompionship Match.     Matchup:  Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup vs. Cheese & Crackers Winner:  Cheese & Crackers Notes:  Despite the fact that we have found ourselves in a … More Food-Pairing Tournament: The Chompionship Match

You nerds thought that last round was hard for us? This was harder. Lotta tough eliminations here. Some of these matchups most certainly went to Game 7. In the end, though, a victory is a victory. Behold: The ElEAT 8. Matchup:  Chocolate & Marshmallow vs. Tomato & Mozzarella Winner:  Tomato & Mozzarella Notes:  I already explained … More Food-Pairing Tournament: The ElEAT 8

The Olympics are so god damn dope. This is true for several reasons, but the best way to sum it up is with the following anecdote: I went to a bar by myself before noon yesterday, a Wednesday, with no specific goal in mind other than to watch some of the games. I didn’t know … More Nobody is Perfect, Not Even Michael Phelps

Last Thursday night, the Masonic Center in San Francisco was buzzing with the anticipation of Super Bowl 50. Madden Bowl XXII had arrived and, because I am a well-connected San Francisco socialite, I was there. You could tell I belonged because I was dressed half as nice as everyone and was twice as drunk as … More Nerds & Jocks: An Inside Look at Madden Bowl XXII

Synopsis: After starting her job as a dishwasher at a country club restaurant, Callie (Rachel Boston),  – an aspiring chef and recreational ice sculptor (I guess that’s a thing)  – reconnects with David, a person she met one time for about ten seconds when they were both small children. Somehow, these two remember each other … More I’ll be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: Ice Sculpture Christmas