The Olympics are so god damn dope. This is true for several reasons, but the best way to sum it up is with the following anecdote: I went to a bar by myself before noon yesterday, a Wednesday, with no specific goal in mind other than to watch some of the games. I didn’t know … More Nobody is Perfect, Not Even Michael Phelps
Last Thursday night, the Masonic Center in San Francisco was buzzing with the anticipation of Super Bowl 50. Madden Bowl XXII had arrived and, because I am a well-connected San Francisco socialite, I was there. You could tell I belonged because I was dressed half as nice as everyone and was twice as drunk as … More Nerds & Jocks: An Inside Look at Madden Bowl XXII
Synopsis: After starting her job as a dishwasher at a country club restaurant, Callie (Rachel Boston), – an aspiring chef and recreational ice sculptor (I guess that’s a thing) – reconnects with David, a person she met one time for about ten seconds when they were both small children. Somehow, these two remember each other … More I’ll be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: Ice Sculpture Christmas
Here are two things that I know to be facts about this exact moment: It is the month of November, and It is officially Christmas. These two things are related, but not really. What matters is that these two things are universal truths. I suspect that more people would hold issue with that second fact … More I’ll be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: An Exploration of the Hallmark Movie Canon
People categorize personalities in a lot of different ways. You might be assigned a letter, like “Type A,” or maybe you get to be identified as “Intro” or “Extro.” If you’re a total badass like me, people call you an “Alpha” out of respect and subservience. Despite my high social standing, to these numerous designations, … More Which Cusack are You(Sack)?
Not to brag, but I recently got engaged. By far the worst part of being engaged is the endless stream of questions you have to field from people that are almost certainly not invited to your wedding. Amongst said questions, there is one that gets asked without fail: “When are you going to start having … More Babies: Get Over It
The Beach Boys Defense If you’re anything like me, you often sit around wondering: “What the hell is the deal with The Beach Boys?” The Beach Boys, for those of you who have never seen 50 First Dates, are a five piece rock band from Southern California that originated in the early 60’s. Front man Brian … More The Beach Boys Defense