I would guess that Jesse and I spend about 40% of our time either arguing with each other or arguing with other people about fast food. This shouldn’t surprise you. We’re morons.  So, here’s a fun bar conversation that I ask people a lot: If you had to eat three meals a day from one … More If You Had to Live off One Chain Restaurant Forever, What Would it Be?

After an incredibly undeserved amount of effort, we are finally approaching the end of this dumbass project. We have each selected our contender, and we’re going to close out our run with some persuasive essays. The ultimate champ will be determined in a manner so stupid that I prefer to not even tell you what … More FOOD-PAIRING TOURNAMENT: Final Arguments

We are nearing the end of this journey, folks. It’s gotten harder every time. It’s gotten more painful every time. Believe us when we say, this dumbass project has caused a whole lotta sleepless nights. Behold, The Final Fourk.     Matchup:  Tomato & Mozzarella vs. Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup Winner:  Grilled Cheese & Tomato … More Food-Pairing Tournament: The Final Fourk

s Folks, the results are in. It was an arduous battle. These were NOT easy. We spent many hours yelling, arguing, discussing, strategizing, and crying. But science is science, and in the end, we stand by our decisions. Behold: The Sweet & Savory 16.     Matchup:  Chocolate & Marshmallow vs. Wine & Cheese Winner:  Chocolate … More Food-Pairing Tournament: The Sweet & Savory 16

The thing about basketball is that is it’s the best sport. There are a multitude of reasons why basketball is the best sport (e.g. Charles Barkley, Slam Dunks, The Time Allen Iverson Stepped Over Tyronn Lue Like He Was Literal Trash), but a big one will always be how much of the players’ personalities we get … More The Definitive NBA Nickname Ranking

  Welcome one, welcome all, to by far our most ambitious and probably dumbest project yet: The Food Pairing Tournament. We have here 32 of the most elite food & beverage pairings on the planet. We’ve chosen to have them duke it out, tournament style, and see who emerges victorious. BUT, to make it more fun, … More Introduction: The Food-Pairing Tournament

‘TIS THE SEASON. I suppose it’s always some sort of season, but as a culture we’ve decided to unleash our inner San Francisco and refer to winter as The Season. A time for laughter, and cheer, good tidings, a magical fat man who breaks into your house by way of the chimney, and of course, … More The Definitive Holiday Song Ranking

  Hello, Karsta. Allow me to introduce you to you: you are an American Olympic volleyball player, currently playing in the Rio 2016 games. Since you are an Olympian, by definition you are one of the greatest volleyball players in the entire world. You stand 6 foot 4 inches tall and you play a position … More Karsta Lowe: You Should Go on a Date With Me

Avengers are hot AF. We all know this. Let’s take a careful look at the MCU, and power-rank that hotness, ‘cause this world is woefully lacking in the objective judgement of people’s appearances. RULES: • This is a Top 10 ranking, not a ranking of the entire MCU, because ain’t nobody got time for that shit. • We are … More The Definitive MCU Hotness Ranking

Synopsis: When Mackenzie Reed (Lori Loughlin) inherits her aunt’s Northern Lights Inn, she decides sell that shit because it’s old and falling apart. Also, the Inn happens to be a “power station” for Santa Claus which, along with other stations around the world, allows him to travel everywhere in one night. Because Mackenzie wants to … More I’ll Be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: Northpole: Open for Christmas