Hello, Karsta. Allow me to introduce you to you: you are an American Olympic volleyball player, currently playing in the Rio 2016 games. Since you are an Olympian, by definition you are one of the greatest volleyball players in the entire world. You stand 6 foot 4 inches tall and you play a position … More Karsta Lowe: You Should Go on a Date With Me
The Olympics are so god damn dope. This is true for several reasons, but the best way to sum it up is with the following anecdote: I went to a bar by myself before noon yesterday, a Wednesday, with no specific goal in mind other than to watch some of the games. I didn’t know … More Nobody is Perfect, Not Even Michael Phelps
Avengers are hot AF. We all know this. Let’s take a careful look at the MCU, and power-rank that hotness, ‘cause this world is woefully lacking in the objective judgement of people’s appearances. RULES: • This is a Top 10 ranking, not a ranking of the entire MCU, because ain’t nobody got time for that shit. • We are … More The Definitive MCU Hotness Ranking
Last Thursday night, the Masonic Center in San Francisco was buzzing with the anticipation of Super Bowl 50. Madden Bowl XXII had arrived and, because I am a well-connected San Francisco socialite, I was there. You could tell I belonged because I was dressed half as nice as everyone and was twice as drunk as … More Nerds & Jocks: An Inside Look at Madden Bowl XXII
Synopsis: When Mackenzie Reed (Lori Loughlin) inherits her aunt’s Northern Lights Inn, she decides sell that shit because it’s old and falling apart. Also, the Inn happens to be a “power station” for Santa Claus which, along with other stations around the world, allows him to travel everywhere in one night. Because Mackenzie wants to … More I’ll Be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: Northpole: Open for Christmas
Synopsis: Beth Baker (Sarah Lancaster, from the actually-good show Chuck) is an out-of-work actress who lives in New York City on her friend’s couch. Because she’s so pathetic, her rich-ass friend buys her a plane ticket to return home to the small town of “Kern” that she escaped 10 years before. She reconnects with old high school … More I’ll Be Christmasing for Christmas This Christmas: ‘Tis the Season for Love
Synopsis: After starting her job as a dishwasher at a country club restaurant, Callie (Rachel Boston), – an aspiring chef and recreational ice sculptor (I guess that’s a thing) – reconnects with David, a person she met one time for about ten seconds when they were both small children. Somehow, these two remember each other … More I’ll be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: Ice Sculpture Christmas
