Synopsis: After starting her job as a dishwasher at a country club restaurant, Callie (Rachel Boston), – an aspiring chef and recreational ice sculptor (I guess that’s a thing) – reconnects with David, a person she met one time for about ten seconds when they were both small children. Somehow, these two remember each other … More I’ll be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: Ice Sculpture Christmas
Here are two things that I know to be facts about this exact moment: It is the month of November, and It is officially Christmas. These two things are related, but not really. What matters is that these two things are universal truths. I suspect that more people would hold issue with that second fact … More I’ll be Christmasing for Christmas this Christmas: An Exploration of the Hallmark Movie Canon
People categorize personalities in a lot of different ways. You might be assigned a letter, like “Type A,” or maybe you get to be identified as “Intro” or “Extro.” If you’re a total badass like me, people call you an “Alpha” out of respect and subservience. Despite my high social standing, to these numerous designations, … More Which Cusack are You(Sack)?
I don’t get the deal with Sam Worthington, you guys. He’s very whatevs. He came out of nowhere and starred in three huge movies, one of which is the highest-grossing film of all time, one of which is the most overrated film of all time, and one of which is Avatar, and spoiler alert, all of … More Sam Worthington is Whatevs
In ancient times, there were two clans. The Cro-Magnons, and okay whatever I’m already over this intro, blah blah blah generic fake history lesson leading into this entry of the Guide. Point is, as long as there has been man, there has been the battle of cake versus pie. And for some reason, many people think … More Cake vs. Pie
Not to brag, but I recently got engaged. By far the worst part of being engaged is the endless stream of questions you have to field from people that are almost certainly not invited to your wedding. Amongst said questions, there is one that gets asked without fail: “When are you going to start having … More Babies: Get Over It
The Beach Boys Defense If you’re anything like me, you often sit around wondering: “What the hell is the deal with The Beach Boys?” The Beach Boys, for those of you who have never seen 50 First Dates, are a five piece rock band from Southern California that originated in the early 60’s. Front man Brian … More The Beach Boys Defense
When I was a little kid, my big thing was, “wishing there were cereal versions of my favorite movies”. This is why when I was seven years old, all I wanted was an Air Force One breakfast cereal. *Note – I am a genius* Why am I telling you these embarrassing things? Good question. I have no … More The Definitive Cereal Ranking